*eats 4 slices of pizza*
im so full
*eats another 4 slices of pizza*
If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero
a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.
I was googling to find pictures of dads and teenage sons, and this awkward photo with the model ship is the best one.